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Come! Gather round my sweets!

At last you have a preacher of pure, raw truth!

You need not the teachings of the tall, foreboding buildings!

These teachers, they feed you lies!

They dull you down to the brittle bones of your very being!

But not now my sweets, oh no.

Now you know, or rather, you have known this truth for quite a time.

But now, you have clarification, from a faithful, truthful leader! Rejoice!

School is evil!

But just you wait my fellow mortals, for I, a runaway slave to the ritual, shall cleanse this world from it's once eternal demise!!!

You may not live to witness such a glorious reckoning, but fear not!

I shall save a spot for you after death to see with your own eyes! You all will have the front seat to such an awesome vengance!

In time, I shall unleash a mighty army. Knights, imps, and mouths will swallow these youth torture castles you sit in day after day!

Just you wait mortals, you SHALL BE RIPPED FROM THY SUFFERING ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!!

REJOICE! REJOICE! REJOOOIIIIICCCEEE!!!!!!!!!!

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